This from our friends at http://www.monkeyreview.co.uk/
From the dizzy heights of the Police Helicopter it looks like the BEST episode of Robot Wars Ever!
Why we here at IWIAL, love “The IT Crowd” – in a nutshell:
One of Whippet’s Amazon recommendations (in the sidebar). I think this clip is from Series 2 – Episode 3. See below links to Amazon for series 2, series 1-3 boxed set, and the lastest series (3) on it’s own.
- I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
- I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!
- I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you!” - I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
- When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch. - My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. “It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
- I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said “morning”. He replied, “No, just having a sh!t.”
- Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
- I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low? - I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”
Dateline: London.
By our Royal Correspondent, Dave Forelock-Tug.
The 18th Century yesterday
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and these are certainly desperate times.
With the country in the grip of the worst recession for 40 years, household names going to the wall and record numbers of house possessions and redundancies, we certainly need the government to pull that elusive rabbit out of the hat.
Against a background of inner city knife crime, get rich quick fat-cat bankers and declining moral and educational standards we need them to come up with the golden bullet, the panacea which would cure all our ills; and, following today’s unexpected and groundbreaking announcement, many believe that they may have actually managed to do it.
A Rachael yesterday. Actually, I do want to protect her.
I was listening to Radio 4′s ’Today Programme’ on the way in to work this morning (Yes, I’m the one) and heard the Home secretary, Jacqui Smith, talking about some “re-vamped” policy or other.
Anyway, two things occurred to me:
Firstly, how, exactly, did we end up with a Home Secretary called ‘Jacqui’? And when I say “Exactly”, I mean exactly. I want chapter and verse on this one if I’m going to be able to prevent it ever happening again!
Secondly, she was talking about arresting people for ”Inciting Rachael hatred”! Apparently there’s a law against it.
Now, I don’t know who this Rachael is, or what she has done to deserve specific protection under law, but I’m saying right here and now, if it’s good enough for her, it’s good enough for the rest of us!
Our friends over at: A North Korean in London
Have posted this, we love it.
London – Reuters:
Professor Quinn Yesterday
Doubt has been cast on the identity of perpetrators behind a recent spate of vandalism on a Berkshire estate.
Residents of the Twilford Estate near Trindle, Berks had been convinced that the culprits behind an increase in tyre slashing and graffiti were a group of disaffected local youths motivated by boredom and spurred on by the availability of drugs and cheap alcohol.
In fact the latest research seems to suggest that most incidents of ths type are caused by “Twats”.
Love this! it’s genius!
On March 15th 2009 a Bat fulfilled his dream to become the first Bat in space.
Sadly it was also his last flight. We wipe away a tear and salute this true hero and we shall always remember SPACE BAT!