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A Sickening image
Every one of us shares 98% of our DNA with Chimpanzee’s and 99% with all other human beings, the former get a nice enclosure at a zoo with a tyre swing, the latter are sometimes treated almost as well.
But what if a living thing had 50% of your DNA? What then? What if I told you that their fate would be to have their skins torn from their tender bodies to then be eaten alive by humans and Chimpanzee’s alike? Sickening isn’t it? Well that’s just what Channel 4 news broadcaster Jon Snow (61) thinks, and his outrage has spurred him into the launch of a human rights for Banana’s campaign today.
We at this Blog are supporting this worthy campaign and ask all of our readers to spare a thought for Banana’s by eating, I dunno, Crisps or Chocolate instead.
If you ask me this is typical of Jon Snow (61). He’s more than happy to jump on the bandwagon when it comes to supporting the rights of foreign fruit and vegetables, but when was the last time you heard him stick up for the honest British Pippin or Quince. Never, that’s when. Oh yes, his bleeding heart liberal conscience is pricked when a Guava or Planten suffers but he remains oh so characteristically silent when a plucky British carrot is subjected to inhuman treatment at the hands of….something foreign. It makes me sick. He should remember that it’s the British vegetable which pays his wages. Um, you know, if you’re interested in views liek mine you can read more in a similar vein on the ‘Daily Mail’ website. It really is terrific stuff. I can’t recommend it enough. It’s even better than “Points of View”. Carry on now. Pete.