Apocrypha and Erratum™ present the radical and cutting edge self improvement aide for the New Millennium …. Homeo-Didact ™

In the words of William Shakespeare there is “So much to learn, so little time…” but in today’s 24/7 world with our busy lifestyles there is less time than ever before!

Which is why you need to learn new skills anytime, anywhere and with no effort on your part …whatsoever!

• Whether revising for that all important exam;
• Aiming for that promotion that you so richly deserve;
• Or simply looking to improve your word power.

Use Homeo-Didact ™ and you can learn while you drink.

But how?

Well, as we know, many scientists agree that water is capable of retaining a “memory” of substances once dissolved in it to arbitrary dilution, and that shaking the water at each stage of a serial dilution will ensure that the putative therapeutic effect will occur. Indeed such is the proven power of the Science of HOMEOPATHY that startling results will be achieved despite not even a single molecule of the original substance remaining in the final preparation.

But how exactly does it work?

OK. Here comes the science bit

We have built up the world’s largest stock of homeopathic learning memory water.

Water, which we can guarantee does not contain a single molecule of the original works of James Joyce, Einstein, or the concise English Dictionary. In fact we can state quite categorically that it will contain not a single molecule of any major work ever produced.

Its purity, and therfore it’s efficacy, is guaranteed.

Simply drink the preparation and in no time at all you will be amazing your friends with the absolute confidence with which you speak on … any topic under the Sun.

But remember, stocks are limited and time is running out. So to avoid disappointment …

Order now, and order a lot!!

What People have said about Homeo-Didact ™?

“…… I find the entire concept to be totally unbelievable”,  Stephen Fry

“…. Surely this can’t be true…”, Richard Dawkins.

“ ……… well, this has to be an absolute crock …. Of gold…..”,  P.W. Botha

Remember order Homeo-Didact ™ today and drink you way to success.

….Possibly.