CassetteBoy rapidly becomming a favourite, this one not so well cut as the “bloody apprentice” but it’s having a go at Gordon Brown so that’s ok.
Dateline: London.
By our Royal Correspondent, Dave Forelock-Tug.
The 18th Century yesterday
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and these are certainly desperate times.
With the country in the grip of the worst recession for 40 years, household names going to the wall and record numbers of house possessions and redundancies, we certainly need the government to pull that elusive rabbit out of the hat.
Against a background of inner city knife crime, get rich quick fat-cat bankers and declining moral and educational standards we need them to come up with the golden bullet, the panacea which would cure all our ills; and, following today’s unexpected and groundbreaking announcement, many believe that they may have actually managed to do it.
Victim of the Credit Crunch?
No job?
No assets?
Unmanageable debts?
Poor financial record?
County Court Judgements?
UK Economy Crashes
Reports have been received of a crash involving the UK economy and another vehicle on the elevated section of the M4 near Port Talbot, South Wales. Eye witnesses of the crash, which occurred in the early hours of Tuesday morning, have suggested that the economy seemed to lose control of fiscal and banking regulatory policy shortly before careering wildly into the path of an oncoming articulated lorry.