Another round-up of some of the best motivational posters from around the web
Don’t know where this originated, but I hope it’s real. It’s well worth a read.
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Genuine clip from Family Guy – Peter Griffin playing Modern Warfare 2 on XBox-360:
See the mysteries of the universe unfold under the strangely detached, sort of looking bravely into the future, gaze of the Deputy Prime Minister.
All your questions answered by … Mystic Clegg
Dear Mystic Clegg: I work on a Malaysian Rubber plantation. It’s my job to cut the trees and then tap the latex sap so it can be later collected …….. Please Mystic Clegg, can you tell me how deep the cuts should be?
Mystic Clegg writes: The mists are clearing. The mists are clearing. I see cuts. The cuts should be deep. This is the time for deep cuts, but not cuts so deep that the tree dies. Cut, as indeed you must, it is a time for cutting, but be like the wise gardener who cuts back in the knowledge that this provides the foundation for future growth.

Waynetta "Rooney" - obviously not fooling anybody with that fake beard
The world of international soccer has been rocked by claims that the England National squad, currently struggling in the group stages of the FIFA World Cup, are in fact impostors and have been replaced in the competition by Rutland County Women’s Football League minnows, Hookly Wanderers.
The world’s press fell silent as controversial former Government advisor, Emeritus Professor of Psychology at the Open University and part time football pundit, Professor Seamus Quinn, revealed what he believes to be behind the sudden and dramatic loss of form of the national squad.
Come on you Spurs.
Well, it was a pretty good goal….
Stumbled upon H from Steps Grave today, I didn’t even know he was ill!
It’s a simple modest grave, for such a well known star of music, even though Steps split up in 2001 we all hoped one day they’d regroup….poor guy was only 33.

RIP H from Steps
















